Violent Little "I was in the Pool!" Shrinkage Morale Patch

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$ 8.99


Simple SKU: VL-1122
$ 8.99
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"That was not me, Jerry, that was not me!" Shrinkage. Significant shrinkage. It happens. Unfortunately for George Costanza, it happened at a bad time. On what was supposed to be a romantic weekend, an encounter with shrinkage causes his date to flee. There's really only two things you can do to avoid his predicament: One, avoid cold water. Two, start with more. Things can only shrink so much...

  • 2.5" Wide, Circular PVC
  • Hook Velcro w/ Matching Loop
  • Grower not a show-er
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